The Challenge
One year Challenge to lose weight and become a successful writer!
Blogger Tag
I have been tagged by Sarah Silvey at Fresh Hell to answer three questions. I feel honored and totally freaked out at the same time.
Itchier Than Sparkles in the Asscrack (Thank You, Sarah Silvey – not that Sarah gave me Sparkles in My Asscrack – She just came up with this title – which begs the question: Sarah, how many times have you had sparkles in your asscrack?)
I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!
Full Circle: Part 281,643,597
“Well, yeah, but it only goes to show you and it’s like I always say, “behind every cloud, there’s always a silver lining. Sometimes you just have to look for it.”
New Discovery: Misheard Lyrics!
You can’t have a drunken orgy unless this song is blaring and everyone is singing it at the top of their lungs! And what could be a more perfect way to end September and start Rocktober?
The post in which I value life over material things
I’ve yet to adjust to feeling naked all day long.