Hey everyone,
I just saw this commercial and thought — What a great way to get sparkles up your asscrack! Hopefully, they won’t itch, but you never know! Thank you Julia Roberts and Lancome. But, of course, this thought would have never come without Sarah!
And if ever there were wayward sparkles, y’all, then this is it. I found this Glitter Butts article! Thank you Summer Arlexis! Because OF COURSE there’s such a thing!
Sparkle on, y’all!
Mona
Maybe also a great way to get hives!
Could your chronic glitter butt be causing your chronic hives?
Sarah, If only! If only I had a butt that glitter wouldn’t make look like a huge disco ball gone awry. I wouldn’t curse anyone with that image. Their eyes would burn forever and they just wouldn’t be able to unsee that! Heeeheehee!
Bahaha, the glitter butt curse! Soon to be an urban legend…
Yes, yes it will.
Every time my husband sees this commercial he asks what the hell it’s supposed to mean. Now I have an answer for him… it’s an ass sparkle delivery system. Thank you!
River,
So glad I could be helpful. Just because that’s an area where the sun don’t shine, doesn’t mean it’s an area that can’t sparkle!
I’ve seen this commercial—Julia Roberts looks absolutely maniacal init—must be from inhaling all that glitter!
Suzanne,
She does, doesn’t she? I love this time of year with all of the pretentious perfume/cologne commercials! Last year’s favorite, or was it the year before last year, was this commerical — https://youtu.be/A8FvBrIKfDY because…”you are forever becoming who you are!” LMAO!!!!!!