Itchier Than Sparkles in the Asscrack (Thank You, Sarah Silvey – not that Sarah gave me Sparkles in My Asscrack – She just came up with this title – which begs the question: Sarah, how many times have you had sparkles in your asscrack?)

I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!

Full Circle: Part 281,643,597

“Well, yeah, but it only goes to show you and it’s like I always say, “behind every cloud, there’s always a silver lining. Sometimes you just have to look for it.”

New Discovery: Misheard Lyrics!

You can’t have a drunken orgy unless this song is blaring and everyone is singing it at the top of their lungs! And what could be a more perfect way to end September and start Rocktober?

Spider Lilies

A friend told me awhile back that my life will forever be divided now — that I will think in terms of my life before Mom died and after Mom died.

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