Stories of this life gone astray
His farts were a sin
I was born on Venus and came here when I was just a toddler.
I guess I should say — all apologies to everyone!
I don’t seem to be getting it right.
“If anyone’s going to have trouble getting her luggage into the bins, it’s going to be me and I’m so sorry in advance!”
WooHoo! We’re celebrating my 100th post, y’all!
Ooh, that was fun!
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