Stories of this life gone astray
Yep, size really does matter.
And just when I thought we were finished with the dramatic face pictures —
I KNOW COMPUTERS, MAYBE I CAN HELP!
I told her I’d do what I could.
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.
What a great way to get sparkles up your asscrack!
I have been tagged by Sarah Silvey at Fresh Hell to answer three questions. I feel honored and totally freaked out at the same time.
I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!
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