Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Is mozzarella all the same, though, really?
Sometime between the hours of 6 and 8 PM is barking time.
I probably shouldn’t come up with jokes at 4 AM on my phone.
Meet my cast of characters!
It happened very quickly.
“Hey, you didn’t throw my coffee out from this morning, did you?”
Let the worry begin.