Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Today is not that day.
And now for something really different!
Yes. The answer is yes.
Come on. You know this!
There is no other word for meatballs but meatballs. I tried, but it started sounding dirty, even to me.
All of these people were breathing — without masks on.
“Oh, come on, now, don’t be like that. A penny for your thoughts.”