Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
I had to laugh when I opened my email this morning. I received an invitation to an upcoming event hosted by the company I worked for this past spring. Mine was a short employment. Also, we didn’t part amicably. Their invitation was the last thing I expected.
With the Instagram app installed on my phone, I attempted to upload a picture of our cats.
Stupid Instagram.
I miss you, Tetris.
It annoys me that I can’t just get along with everyone because so help me God, I’ve tried.
Listen, the only thing I’m interested in right now is a box of Thin Mints. So unless you have Thin Mints – go away!
I started having the most engrossing conversation I’ve ever had with David about the weather.
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.
