Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Everything I own sparks joy…bitch.
I’m loopy and still out of the loop, y’all!
I lost my jingle.
I pray that He also has a sense of humor, which I fully suspect He does because…humans.
Let’s get this season started!
So, yeah, that’s the current state of mind I’m in.
Can you name all of these princesses?
Am I giving you a headache, Mother?