Stories of this life gone astray
Is this a corn dog or a corny dog?
I started having the most engrossing conversation I’ve ever had with David about the weather.
His farts were a sin
I guess I should say — all apologies to everyone!
I don’t seem to be getting it right.
“If anyone’s going to have trouble getting her luggage into the bins, it’s going to be me and I’m so sorry in advance!”
Right now, she comes home from dealing with clients’ crises to the crises within the walls of her home! She told David that if that doesn’t confirm she’s fucking nuts, then she doesn’t know what does! He just smiled.
For whatever reason, this past weekend, Sex or Not to Sex — Wait — What???!!! has received a record number of hits and it’s over a year old!