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6 Gallons of Crazy in a 5-Gallon Bucket
It annoys me that I can’t just get along with everyone because so help me God, I’ve tried.
The Post In Which I Try and Answer Lille Sparven’s Question, “Hey, wait, what’s wrong with your computer?”
I KNOW COMPUTERS, MAYBE I CAN HELP!
And Christmas Continues. You’re welcome.
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.
Itchier Than Sparkles in the Asscrack (Thank You, Sarah Silvey – not that Sarah gave me Sparkles in My Asscrack – She just came up with this title – which begs the question: Sarah, how many times have you had sparkles in your asscrack?)
I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!
