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The Post In Which I Try and Answer Lille Sparven’s Question, “Hey, wait, what’s wrong with your computer?”
I KNOW COMPUTERS, MAYBE I CAN HELP!
And Christmas Continues. You’re welcome.
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.
Itchier Than Sparkles in the Asscrack (Thank You, Sarah Silvey – not that Sarah gave me Sparkles in My Asscrack – She just came up with this title – which begs the question: Sarah, how many times have you had sparkles in your asscrack?)
I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!
Any Way the Wind Blows
How many times have we head banged in the car to this very song àla Wayne’s World?
Full Circle: Part 281,643,597
“Well, yeah, but it only goes to show you and it’s like I always say, “behind every cloud, there’s always a silver lining. Sometimes you just have to look for it.”
