Stories of this life gone astray
Yep, size really does matter.
I KNOW COMPUTERS, MAYBE I CAN HELP!
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.
What a great way to get sparkles up your asscrack!
I wish I had a great colloquialism for how bad I itch — but hey, y’all are a creative and verbose bunch, help an itchy bitch here with a great simile or metaphor, will ya? I will name this post after the one I like best and attribute it to you!
How many times have we head banged in the car to this very song àla Wayne’s World?
“Well, yeah, but it only goes to show you and it’s like I always say, “behind every cloud, there’s always a silver lining. Sometimes you just have to look for it.”
“I know what the ‘f’ word is! I know what the ‘f’ word is! Wanna hear it?”