Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Ooh, that was fun!
Right now, she comes home from dealing with clients’ crises to the crises within the walls of her home! She told David that if that doesn’t confirm she’s fucking nuts, then she doesn’t know what does! He just smiled.
FYI, Flying projectiles and TV’s don’t mix well!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have STUPID tattooed across my forehead!
Beware the stranger looking for a place to crap. Ha. ha ha. hahaha.
I am Somebody!
For whatever reason, this past weekend, Sex or Not to Sex — Wait — What???!!! has received a record number of hits and it’s over a year old!
A growing and insatiable need to devour