From Lemons to Arnold Palmers
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Dramatic Face 2.0
In his 2.0 version of Dramatic Face, he’s sporting a rash. Talk about “itching to have his new look posted!”
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
The real question is: Can one really own too many baskets, too many dead flowers or too many fake flowers?
Illegitimi non Carborundum − Take: 10,654,273
The fact remains: regardless of why crazy people and craziness happens in my life, I find myself unwittingly involved in uncomfortable, usually unfair, and always upsetting situations. Each new circumstance may involve different people or different elements, but deep down underneath it all, it’s the same ol’, same ol’. And I have to deal with it.
Sassy, Gay, Jethro Gibbs’ Head Slap
I wanted to be there to listen to her, to be supportive and maybe give her a head slap à la Jethro Gibbs − metaphorically speaking – only how does one do that?
Problem solved. I found the perfect head slap metaphor.
Breaking the Cycle
These past several weeks of being ill has been exhausting in a way that I’m not used to. For some reason I seem to have lost my bounce. Does this mean I have to give up my “bumble” membership?