#Instagram — #Insta-Stupid!
With the Instagram app installed on my phone, I attempted to upload a picture of our cats.
Stupid Instagram.
I miss you, Tetris.
Conversations
Interesting conversations I’ve had with various people or have overheard because I was being nosy.
6 Gallons of Crazy in a 5-Gallon Bucket
It annoys me that I can’t just get along with everyone because so help me God, I’ve tried.
After Christmas Conversations on the Square, Part 1
“God, Mom, I can’t believe you’re having so much trouble eating a sandwich. IT’S. A. SANDWICH. THEY ARE LIKE THE EASIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD TO EAT! But as Lauren was saying this, one of my avocado slices decided to escape, again, in the most ungraceful display of sliced avocado rebellion I’ve ever encountered. It plopped to my plate. Talk about perfect timing!
After Christmas Conversations on the Square, Part 2
Mona:
Okay, Smartypants, is the saying, “the spitting image” or “the spit and image?”
After Christmas Conversations on the Square, Part 3
Mona:
No, Baby. That was the day before yesterday. Remember, that was on Saturday, right before we had the cold front move through and we got the tornadoes, torrential rain, and death and destruction? Ring a bell?
Lauren:
Kind of. I was working. Plus, Saturday … that was the day when everything was going wrong at work. Remember? I told you all about it and how super busy I was … so the weather was like the least of my concerns.
After Christmas Conversations on the Square, Part 4
I’ve never heard of someone being so distracted that they forgot they needed to pee. Clearly, you’re not on your ADD meds. Look, why don’t we just go back to the restaurant?
An Authentic Chain Restaurant
I started having the most engrossing conversation I’ve ever had with David about the weather.
And Christmas Continues. You’re welcome.
It was a risky move that could have ended in miserable failure.