Stories of this life gone astray
Because when Life gives me lemons, I don’t make lemonade, dammit, I make Arnold Palmers!
Anyway, I’m wandering around the portal…
Please ignore me when I’m being an idiot.
Well, how was I supposed to know that?
In the meantime, I’m itching to do stuff.
“Duct tape,” I said.
something usually comes up…just, usually, not dead.
“Lord, lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from evil…”
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING?!!!! (Not that I said that.)